加菲貓名言英語

1、我很懶，我很胖，我以此為榮。

I'm lazy, I'm fat, I am proud of it.

2、有了意大利面，誰還會吃老鼠呢？

With pasta, who also eat the mouse?

3、要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

4、寵我，愛我，喂飽我，不許嫌棄我。

Spoil me, love me, feed me, don't abandon me.

5、鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

Money is not everything. There's mastercard &visa.

6、我不能讓那只雞在我的名字后面寫字。

I can't let the chicken to write behind my name.

7、工作好有意思耶！尤其是看著別人工作。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours.

8、兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！

When two's company, three's the result!

9、每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

Everyone should love animals. They are so tasty.

10、是你的總是你的，別人給的別人也會拿走。

Is your always you, others for they will take away.

11、這個漢堡包的味道不錯，但不如前八個好。

This hamburger flavor is good, but not as good as before eight.

12、巧克力的麻煩是：你把它吃了，它就沒了。

The chocolate trouble is: you ate it, it's gone.

13、肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里沒有好東西。

Big belly is not terrible, terrible is stomach is no good.

14、我希望你能知道，你是我生命中最重要的人。

I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life.

15、愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.

16、聰明人都是未婚？結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

The wise never marry? When they marry they become otherwise.

17、如果你不能擊敗你的敵人，那么就加入他們。

If you cannot defeat you the enemy, then join them.

18、愛情來得快去得也快，只有豬肉卷才是永恒的。

Love comes to go, only pork is eternal.

19、不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Don't put off the work till tomorrow what excuses, can put off today.

20、歐迪，我們去吃冰激凌吧，不過你得看著我吃。

Odie, let's go to eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

21、聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

22、歐迪，走，我們去買一個或九個漢堡包當晚餐。

Odie, go, we go to buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

23、最可愛的東西莫過于一張放著豬肉卷的小桌子。

The most lovely things is a little table with pork.

24、要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

25、你可以讓小貓離開肉餅，但不能讓肉餅離開小貓。

You can let the cat left Patty, but can't let the cat meat pie left.

26、再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Every man should marry.after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

27、現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以還是再睡一會吧！

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep!

28、努力工作不會導致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。

Hard work never killed anybody." But I won't take the risk.

29、如果你不想給誰東西吃的話，就得讓它想著點什么。

If who don't want to give you something to eat, you have to let it thinking about something.

30、現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以還是再睡一會吧。

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.

31、你竟然帶了一個又老又沒用的家伙回來，而且不是我。

You should take a old and useless guy came back, but not me.

32、能從這種不讓體重增加的運動中得到樂趣真是太好了。

From this don't increase the weight of it was so nice to have fun.

33、噓。千萬不要告訴他們我做了好事，這會影響我的形象的！

SHH. Don't tell them I do something good, it will affect my image!

34、這個世界上還有很多比錢更重要的東西，比如說意大利面。

In this world there are many more important things than money, such as pasta.

35、生命中除了吃和睡應該還有別的意義，但我覺得沒有就挺好。

Life in addition to eating and sleeping should have other meaning, but I don't think is good.

36、加菲貓肯定不是為豬肉卷而生，但豬肉卷一定是為加菲貓而生。

Garfield is definitely not born for pork roll, but pork roll must be born to Garfield.

37、后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children.

38、有一位漂亮的女士對喬恩說你真可愛，而你還問我有什么不對！

There is a beautiful lady to Jon creyts you really cute, and you still ask me what is wrong!

39、應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

40、上帝決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

God made relatives, fortunately in choosing friends he gave you.

41、每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

42、不，水果蛋糕！這是我不吃的三樣東西之一。另外兩樣是葡萄干，還有蝸牛。

No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are of raisins, and the snail.

43、失敗的人特點是會不斷地失敗。如果你想看看他的失敗的話，他是不會讓你失望的。

Failure is characterized by will continue to fail. If you want to look at his failure, he will not let you down.

44、我并不是每次吃完飯就看電視，有時我邊吃飯邊看電視，生活中有些改變會增加樂趣。

Every time I am not watching TV right after the meal, sometimes I eat while watching TV, some changes will increase the fun in life.